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新年伊始,风起云涌,江湖各路大佬“蠢蠢欲动”,黑曼巴、平头哥两马当先,在乐坛“兴风作浪”。
先是前美国总统奥巴马发布了新单曲,改编了音乐剧《汉密尔顿》歌曲《最后一回》,要知道这绝对不是奥巴马的第一回“客串跨界”了。论哪位总统卸任后最潇洒,鹤立鸡群奥巴马。
再看马力十足中国马。最近国民老爸马云在杭州开了一家音乐酒吧,除了又爆出“不指望赚钱”这样的风凉话,他还现场亲自献唱了《广岛之恋》。
是的,不再是前段时间洗脑的《传奇》了,不再是我们当初满心期待的点开,满腹怜悯的关掉的《传奇》了(一阵凉风吹过李健先生的脸庞...)
你说这说法太夸张了?那你点开视频听听,一试便知~
不过回到HHB那晚,在“醉心于”马云的《广岛之恋》的同时,掐指一算,《广岛之恋》现已经22岁了。那几句朗朗上口的歌词,至今还是回味无穷啊。
Not enough time to love you
不够时间好好来爱你
It's time to stop the game.
早该停止风流的游戏
Hope to be abandoned by you
愿被你抛弃
Even if we understand and separate
就算了解而分离
No answer to unwilling love
不愿爱的没有答案结局
相比之下,奥巴马这边就专业很多了,他这边蹦的可不是那种野生迪,是正儿八经地发了张单曲啊。
一开始,很多人看到这个新单曲都以为是个搞笑风格的,美国总统去唱歌?总不会是网友自己恶搞混编的吧。
没想到奥巴马这个混音的出品效果还很专业。
这首歌现在已经能在QQ音乐上找到了,大家可以去听听:
OneLastTimeChristopherJackson/BarackObama/BebeWinans-OneLastTime(44Remix)
Though, in reviewing the incidents of my administration,I am unconsciousof intentional error,I am nevertheless too sensible of my defects not tothinkit probablethat I may have committed many errors.Whatever they may be,Ifervently beseech the Almighty to avertor mitigate the evils to which they maytend.I shall also carry with me the hope,that my Country will never cease toview them with indulgence;and that,after forty-five years of my lifededicatedto its service with an upright zeal,the faults of incompetentabilities will be consigned to oblivion,as myself must soon be to the mansionsof rest.
“我秉持正直的热忱,献身效劳国家已经四十五载,我希望因为能力薄弱而犯的过失,会随着我不久以后的长眠于地下而湮没无闻。我怀着欢欣的期待心情,指望在我切盼实现的退休之后,能与同胞们愉快地分享自由政府治下完善法律的温暖——这是我一直衷心向往的目标,并且我相信,这也是我们相互关怀、共同努力和赴汤蹈火的理想报酬。”
仔细一想,这应该不是奥巴马第一次表现出娱乐精神了,
他在任的时候,每次的白宫记者会都是他的主场脱口秀,精装段子一个接一个。
他卸任后还拍过一个《奥巴马求职记》的搞笑短片,当时的反响可好了。
(下文——A:经理 B:奥巴马)
A: I am Randy I am the office manager.
我是Randy,办公室经理。
B:Hello Randy.
你好,Randy。
A:alright this is going to be very well.
很好,我们的面试将会很顺利。
B:Are you intending to eh ...help me sharp my skills when I go in for a interview?Is that your intention?
你打算。。。帮我磨练面试技巧?这是你的目的吗?
A:It’s what I do for a living.
是的,这正是我的工作
B:Okay
好的
A:We will find out what you are going to do for a living okay?
我会找到你将适合什么工作,好吗?
B:Okay let’s try it out.
好,让我们试试。
A: fifty-five tough time to start over for a man.Okay I have a copy of your resumeand please hand it to as you are applying for a job go ahead and do it.
55岁,对一个男人来说,重新开始是一个艰难的时刻。好,我这有一份简历,
请像来求职一样交给我,来,试试
A:That’s good you are natural.Okay hello Mr.Obama am I pronouncing that correctly?
很好,你是聪明。好吧,你好,奥巴马先生,我的发音正确吗?
B:Of course not
差不多吧
A:Okay I see I don’t see any promotion through the last 8 years .That is not always good .Can you explain that?
好的,我看到过去8年没有升职。这不是很好。你能解释一下吗?
B:Honestly there wasn’t a lot of room for advancement of my last job.The only onewith the most powerful position was my wife.
老实说,我的上一份工作没有多少升迁的余地,唯一职位比我高的只有我妻子。
A:OK...OK Do you buy one get one free? Can we both recruit you both?
好的...好的你们买一送一吗?我们能把你俩都招了吗?
B:Not possible
不太可能
A:Okay tellmewhyyou'releavingyousayyou'renotbeingterminatedbutitsoundslikeyoucan'tstayisthattrue?
好的,告诉我为什么离职,你说你不是被开除但听起来你是不能留任,是这样吗?
B:I'mleavingbecauseit'srequiredbythe22ndAmendmentoftheUnitedStatesConstitution.
我要离开了,因为这是美国宪法第22修正案的要求
A: OK a little tip when you say stay in your job wouldbeunconstitutional employers here is that you stole office supplies
好的,一点小建议,当你说留任是违宪的,雇主在这里会认为你偷了办公用品
So please over the rest of that OK?
所以后面的就简单糊弄一下好吗?
B:好的
A:And doesn’t say here where you were born?
这上面没说你出生在...?
B:Really?
真的?
A:Is it the longest one of the resumes?
这是简历中最长的一份吗?
B:Why we move on?
我们继续
A:OK good em...describe if you can what type of office you’d like to work in.
好吧,好吧.描述一下你想在哪种类型的办公室工作。
B:Oh I was hoping for a nice corner office or at least an office has corners in it.
哦,我希望有一间漂亮的角落办公室,或者至少有一间有角落的办公室。
A:Can you tell me some of your accomplishments?
你能告诉我你的一些成就吗?
A:And keep in mind it is important to describe them in such a way that highlightshow your experience might be relevant to a potential employer?
记住,要强调可能对未来雇主有用的经验?
B:Okey,Well ,I brokered international deals that slowed the impact of climate changeand prevented Iran from acquiring a nuclear weapon.
我促成了国际交易,减缓了气候变化速度的影响,阻止伊朗获得核武器
A:Okay, let’s change that to”proficient in microsoft excel”anything else?
好吧,我们把这个改成“熟练使用微软EXCEL电子表格”,还有其他的么?
B:Well, I reopened relations with Cuba for the first time in 50 years50年来,我首次促成同古巴的再次建交
A:I’d call that one “conversational Spanish”,si
我要称之为“可以使用西班牙语言交流”,可以么?
A:Okay,it says here……let me see if I got this right……it says you savethe American auto industry
好的,说到这来,让我来看看我是否说得对……简历上说你拯救了美国汽车工业?
B:Yeah……but nobody believes it! Change that to”drives stick”?
是的,但是没人信,改成”会开手动档“吧
A:Oh, that’s good, that’s good, in case you want to be a long haul trucker.
好的好的,万一你想成为一个长途车司机呢?
A:Okay,it also says here you,you helped tens of millions of Americanswith their healthcare.
好的,这里还说了…你帮助了千万美国人获得了医保
B:You bet.
没错
A:Okay,let’s test that hurts when I do this?
好的,我们来测试一下。我这么做你心疼么?
B:Don”t do that
不要这么做
A:Okay,good
好吧,很好
A:Do you habe any awards or commendations?
你有得过什么奖励或者奖状么?
B:Well ,I have almost 30 honorary degrees and i did get the Nobel peace prize
额,我有近30个荣誉学位,而且我获得过诺贝尔和平奖
A:Oh really? What was that for?
真的么?是因为什么?
B:To be honest,I still don”t know,
坦白说,我现在依然还不知道
A:Okay,good all right……and have you ever had to fire anyone?
好的好的,你曾经冲什么人开过枪么?
B:No,i usually let seal team six handle that
没有,我通常让海豹六队处理这种事情
A:Okay, outsourcing.Okay good
好的,外包,很好
A:Now,social media,very hot
社交媒体,很流行
A:Do you have any experience with that?like twitter?
你有相关经验吗,比如推特?
B:Well,I have 77 million followers.does that count?
额,我有7千7百万推特粉丝,这个算么?
A:That’s very would you get so many?
非常惊人,你怎么会有那么多粉丝?
B:Executive order.
行政命令
A:Really? And photos of cats,
真的么?还有喵星人的照片
B:Oh,smart
聪明
A:Now,these days every business wants to appeal to the millennails
现在所有行业都想要吸引千禧时代
A:you know what millennials are?
你知道千禧世代是什么?
B:I think so
我知道
A:Okay,how do you plan to get their attention?
你打算怎么吸引他们的注意力?
B:Well.I tell them straight up that this is the most important electionof their lifetimes that they have the opportunity to make historyand that the results in November could change their life forever,so they have to get out there and vote.
额,我会直接告诉他们,他们有机会创造历史11月大选的结果 可能会永远改变他们的人生 所以他们必须去投票
A:I ‘m sorry.I didn’t catch all of that. Did you know there’s a snapchat filterthat gives you a flower crowm
抱歉,我没太听全。你知道Snapchat有花冠滤镜么
B:Of course I know that ,stephen
我当然知道了 Stephen
青春不再,江湖不老。人要活开,事要精彩!
看完两位马先生的精彩,相信各位都有个感觉:
我的唱歌能力肯定完爆他们啦他们唱得好极啦!
不管怎样,我的钱包能力已经被完爆了,地板上摩擦摩擦……
好了,我要去吸几口维他柠檬茶消消毒了,
不然今晚就是不眠之夜了。